Excellent Ideas

Charity Organizations

A whole page devoted to all the wonderful charity ideas I've amassed.

 For the rare short-necked giraffe, life is hard. Short-necked giraffes get teased on average 23.4% more then regular giraffes. This is because they are unable to compete for the tastiest leaves on the tree. That's why I plan on designing an organization that supplies ladders to needy Short-necked giraffes. Ladders4ShortGiraffes.

 Another one of my Excellent Charity Organization Ideas is JetPacks4Penguins. 85% of all penguin clans report feeling isolated and looked down on by aerial animals. With kind donations, I'm sure I can change this, by purchasing jet packs for penguins in need.

 However after I create JetPacks4Penguins, I may need to create a therapy organization for penguins that have attempted to use jet packs (Counselling4Penguins).

Not all bloodthirsty warmongers are successful to begin with. Sometimes they just get distracted mid-pillage, or worse, run out of food. Warmongers are notoriously bad at preparation. So my new plan in life is to set up a sort of Food Bank for all the less-then-successful warlords and their hordes. But I can't do it without kind donations.





Then of course there is my Damsels4Dragon's idea which I'll re-post here for your viewing pleasure:

A recent obesity epidemic has raced through the dragon population due to an increased intake of cakes, pies, and those delicious pre-packaged muffins. Usually dragons live on a nutritious diet of young maidens, lesser knights, and not-so-bright adventurers, all of which keep their daily caloric intake healthily low.

However, recently dragons have discovered the joy of baked goods, and the sugar has caused diabetes and of course, unwanted weight gain. So why does this matter?

When dragons become addicted to cake, they cannot raze countrysides, carry off maidens, or show up as the proper plot twist. I believe that is unacceptable.



 Oh yes, I have so many more ideas.