Feast your eyes. Feast your eyes on the war machine of the future that, your truly, shall design. It's deadly, it's cute, it's dangerously stupid. I will genetically engineer Fire-Breathing Goats (patents pending) and become extremely successful.
You may be thinking, this is a stupid idea, but once you see my accurate and detailed graphs, you'll fully understand the necessity in their invention and use.
On a scale of one to 90, oh no one knows what, Fire-Breathing Goats far outshine regular goats AND aquatic goats. Whereas aquatic goats are the ugly ducklings, Fire-Breathing Goats are creatures of grace and beauty. Whereas regular goats are very much lacking in danger, I assure you, Fire-Breathing Goats could cause an Apocalypse. Graph #3 shows this but unfortunately, I can't find it. Since my other two graphs, that could beat down any one's doubts about the safety or morality in this matter, are missing, I'll use a visual demonstration to illustrate their logical uses in warfare:
You see? They can train a special forces group to lead the deadly creatures in to war against enemies. People will see them coming and run in fear. The special forces could even have a fancy name like Goat Operative Abnormal Team (Miraculously Enduring Nightmares) or GOATMEN for short. The 'nightmares' is referring to the extreme danger in riding a goat that can breathe flame.
When you're ready to invest, just let me know.
WOW. Where can I sign up? Now, this is a promising scheme.
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