An epic battle is ranging as we speak in the world of appliances. The blenders, prized by fancy alcohols everywhere and summer smoothie drinkers, is at war with the toast-popping and bagel-warming toaster.
It started with a simple conflict at a popular watering hole for electrical appliances, the Eastern Outlet Fields. A dispute erupted between a four-slot toaster and a professional grade blender, since then the two appliances have been bitter enemies and rivals.
Troops have been mustered, wires have went flying, lids have been left off, toast has filled the air, with casualties on both sides. Who can say which will be the last appliance standing?
The Tribal Toasters or the Blender Clans
Make no mistake people, the food will fly and only one with remain in kitchens across America.
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