On A Scale Of 1 To Awesome These Ideas Are At Least A 3

A few months ago I began creating titles for new adaptions of classic works.

Miss Ratched with an army of ancient dinosaurs to help her control the ward.

Their love will never go mainstream

European imperialism just met its match: Zombies!

Then of course there's also The [Yellow Brick] Road: A Wizard of Oz post-apocalyptic crossover!

Right now I'm reading Hamlet in English and thinking, wouldn't this be great to combine with a chick flick: When Hamlet Met Sally