No, wait. Let's try that again:
Next year I won't able to think at all because next year.... I'm taking... AP Calculus
Yes, I realize last year I took honors pre-calculus and naturally the next step is AP Calculus but that doesn't make it any less worrying.
People who've already taken it tell me it's not that bad. However, I don't believe them because:
- People who took AP Calculus in their junior year of high school probably have a different view of what's 'not that bad'.
- I think they've been brainwashed. I think AP Calculus brainwashes the mind and smothers the soul.
- Somehow I managed to make it through a full year of honor pre-calculus with an A- and only a vague idea of what calculus is.
Yes, next year I will be fighting the most nefarious of enemies, the cruelest of the cruel, the monster that hides under regular monsters' beds and makes them yell for mommy. It makes X run and hide, shaking in fear as AP Calculus hunts it down, narrowing the range and domain until it has its prey.
P.S. Remember, when you hear "AP Calculus" think:
